BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Hook: Here We Go Again Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Blizzard launches a flashy countdown, drops a trailer that looks like a Pixar fever dream, and promises a 'new era' of content while simultaneously checking if your credit card is still on file. The Overwatch Spotlight is the latest attempt to distract us from the fact that we’re still playing a sequel that feels more like a glorified patch notes update. If you’re sitting there with your finger over the 'Pre-order' button for whatever battle pass or skin bundle they’re about to shill, do us all a favor—put the mouse down and go outside. The sun doesn't have microtransactions. Yet. The Details: Shiny Trailers and Empty Promises So, what exactly is the Overwatch Spotlight? According to the hype machine over at Esports.gg, we’ve got a countdown ticking a...
No Rest for the Wicked Hits 1 Million Sales: A Million People Who Love Paying for Unfinished Homework
BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The upcoming update is the first major milestone on their roadmap. It introduces four-player co-op , allowing you to share the misery of the game's inventory management and durability systems. They’re also promising new areas and bosses, which is the standard 'please keep playing' carrot on a stick. It’s a bold move to push co-op when the solo experience still feels like it’s held together by duct tape and prayers, but that’s the Early Access lifestyle, baby. Rogue’s Take: The 'Soulslike' Label is a Trap Can we talk about how every game is a 'Soulslike' now? If I have to manage a stamina bar to breathe, suddenly it’s 'Souls-inspired.' No Rest for the Wicked tries to marry the precision of Dark Souls with the loot-grind of Diablo , and the result is... exhausting. It’s a game that hates your time. O...