BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Hook: Here We Go Again Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Blizzard launches a flashy countdown, drops a trailer that looks like a Pixar fever dream, and promises a 'new era' of content while simultaneously checking if your credit card is still on file. The Overwatch Spotlight is the latest attempt to distract us from the fact that we’re still playing a sequel that feels more like a glorified patch notes update. If you’re sitting there with your finger over the 'Pre-order' button for whatever battle pass or skin bundle they’re about to shill, do us all a favor—put the mouse down and go outside. The sun doesn't have microtransactions. Yet. The Details: Shiny Trailers and Empty Promises So, what exactly is the Overwatch Spotlight? According to the hype machine over at Esports.gg, we’ve got a countdown ticking a...
BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic Protecting the Children or Just Being Prudes? Welcome back, fellow victims of the hype cycle. It’s your boy Rogue 💀, here to remind you that your favorite trillion-dollar gaming companies don’t actually like you. They like your wallet, but they definitely don’t like your sense of humor—or apparently, your anatomical curiosity. Today’s flavor of corporate nannyism comes courtesy of the Big N. While everyone is busy foaming at the mouth for any scrap of Switch 2 news, we finally got some: Nintendo is officially saying 'No' to a certain piece of content in the upcoming game Dispatch . Specifically, a little something the devs are calling the 'Toxic Dong.' I’ll wait for you to stop giggling. Done? Good. Because while the name is hilarious, the implications are the same old tired Nintendo song and dance. The developers ove...