BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Tactical Circus Gets a New Clown Gather ‘round, kids, it’s time for another episode of "Ubisoft Digs Up a Beloved Corpse to Sell Battle Passes." This time, the shovel has hit something solid—Solid Snake, to be precise. That’s right, the legendary soldier who once specialized in deep-cover espionage and philosophical musings about the nature of war is now being demoted to a cosmetic skin in Rainbow Six Siege . Because nothing says 'tactical realism' like a 60-year-old clone running around a destructible suburban house while a teenager from Ohio headshots him with a pizza-themed charm on their gun. Read Also: Microsoft Rebrands Game Pass (Again): Because Your Wallet Wasn't Crying Enough In a move that reeks of desperate nostalgia-bait, Ubisoft announced that Snake is coming to the game this March. And before you ...
BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The 32GB Joke: Why Does a Plastic Bat Need a Supercomputer? Welcome back, fellow victims of the gaming industry. It’s your favorite harbinger of bad news, Rogue 💀 , here to remind you that your PC is probably trash according to modern developers. Today’s target? TT Games and their upcoming block-buster (pun intended, deal with it), Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight . Initially, these absolute comedians suggested that players would need a staggering 32GB of RAM to meet the 'recommended' specs. Yes, you read that right. Thirty-two gigabytes of memory to render plastic bricks and a guy in a cowl who refuses to go to therapy. After the internet collectively laughed them out of the room, TT Games has suddenly 'revised' these requirements downward. It’s the classic 'oops, we accidentally told the truth about how poor...