BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Tactical Circus Gets a New Clown Gather ‘round, kids, it’s time for another episode of "Ubisoft Digs Up a Beloved Corpse to Sell Battle Passes." This time, the shovel has hit something solid—Solid Snake, to be precise. That’s right, the legendary soldier who once specialized in deep-cover espionage and philosophical musings about the nature of war is now being demoted to a cosmetic skin in Rainbow Six Siege . Because nothing says 'tactical realism' like a 60-year-old clone running around a destructible suburban house while a teenager from Ohio headshots him with a pizza-themed charm on their gun. Read Also: Microsoft Rebrands Game Pass (Again): Because Your Wallet Wasn't Crying Enough In a move that reeks of desperate nostalgia-bait, Ubisoft announced that Snake is coming to the game this March. And before you ...
BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic Welcome to the Apocalypse, Bring Your Own Interior Designer Ah, The Last Caretaker . Another entry in the 'I’m wet, I’m hungry, and everything is broken' genre of seafaring survival sims. Because apparently, we haven’t had enough of those since Subnautica set the bar so high that most developers are still trying to find it with a flashlight and a map they drew in crayon. The latest news from the developers promises a 'massive' update that introduces a jet ski and boat customization . Because nothing says 'desperate struggle for survival' like choosing the right shade of teal for your floating studio apartment. Don't get me wrong, I love the ocean. In real life, it’s great. In gaming? It’s usually a blue void filled with clipping errors and sharks that have better pathfinding than the player character. This...