BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Hook: Here We Go Again Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Blizzard launches a flashy countdown, drops a trailer that looks like a Pixar fever dream, and promises a 'new era' of content while simultaneously checking if your credit card is still on file. The Overwatch Spotlight is the latest attempt to distract us from the fact that we’re still playing a sequel that feels more like a glorified patch notes update. If you’re sitting there with your finger over the 'Pre-order' button for whatever battle pass or skin bundle they’re about to shill, do us all a favor—put the mouse down and go outside. The sun doesn't have microtransactions. Yet. The Details: Shiny Trailers and Empty Promises So, what exactly is the Overwatch Spotlight? According to the hype machine over at Esports.gg, we’ve got a countdown ticking a...
BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic Welcome to the Keyboard Olympics Nobody Asked For Oh, look. Another announcement that makes me want to stare directly into the sun until my retinas give up. Just when you thought the gaming industry was busy trying to figure out how to put more microtransactions into 70-dollar 'AAAA' titles, BeXide and holo Indie have decided that what the world truly needs is a typing game. Yes, you heard me correctly. In the year of our lord 2024, we are being sold a game where the primary mechanic is the same thing I’m doing right now to complain about it. It’s called HoloType: Treasure Zombie Island , and if the title didn’t already give you a migraine, the premise surely will. I remember a time when typing games were relegated to the dusty corners of elementary school computer labs. We played Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing because we had to, ...