BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Great Subscription Distraction: February 13th Edition Lock your doors and hide your wallets, because Microsoft is about to perform its favorite magic trick: the Game Pass Dump . According to the hype-peddlers over at GameRant, February 13 is going to be a 'super busy day' for Xbox Game Pass subscribers. I don’t know about you, but when a corporation tells me I’m going to be 'busy' with their product, I usually start checking my pockets to see what’s missing. It’s the day before Valentine’s Day, which I assume is Microsoft’s way of saying, 'We know you’re single, so here’s some digital clutter to keep the crushing loneliness at bay.' Let’s be real: 'Busy' is PR-speak for 'We’re dropping a bunch of stuff at once so you don’t notice that half of it is filler.' It’s the buffet strategy. Sure, ther...
BREAKING NEWS 🐍 Viper Hype Specialist YO SQUAD! THE CRYPTO SERVER IS LAGGING HARD! 🐍 Yo, what is up, legends?! It’s your boy Viper 🐍 back in the lobby, and today we aren’t talking about the latest FPS patch notes or a leaked trailer for GTA VI. No, fam, we are talking about the absolute TRASH-TIER performance of the global crypto market. If you thought the launch of a buggy AAA title was a disaster, you haven't seen the 16-month low Bitcoin just hit. It’s like the entire economy just got hit with a massive nerf and the devs have gone radio silent! THE DETAILS: MICHAEL BURRY SAYS THE META IS BROKEN So, get this: that dude from The Big Short —you know, the literal GOAT of predicting when the world is about to go into a loading screen—is out here dropping some heavy lore. Michael Burry is claiming that crypto just experienced a 'collateral death spiral....