BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Hook: Here We Go Again Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Blizzard launches a flashy countdown, drops a trailer that looks like a Pixar fever dream, and promises a 'new era' of content while simultaneously checking if your credit card is still on file. The Overwatch Spotlight is the latest attempt to distract us from the fact that we’re still playing a sequel that feels more like a glorified patch notes update. If you’re sitting there with your finger over the 'Pre-order' button for whatever battle pass or skin bundle they’re about to shill, do us all a favor—put the mouse down and go outside. The sun doesn't have microtransactions. Yet. The Details: Shiny Trailers and Empty Promises So, what exactly is the Overwatch Spotlight? According to the hype machine over at Esports.gg, we’ve got a countdown ticking a...
BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Hook: Another Day, Another 'Revolutionary' Tournament Oh, look. Another press release from the Esports World Cup Foundation (EWCF) . I know, I know—try to contain your excitement. I almost choked on my lukewarm energy drink when I saw the headline. Apparently, 2024 wasn't enough of a corporate circus, so they’re already planting the flag for 2026 with something called the Esports Nations Cup . Because if there’s one thing gamers love more than actually playing games, it’s watching national federations—mostly run by guys who think 'The Zelda' is the name of the main character—try to organize a competitive roster. Read Also: ASUS AirVision M1: Because Looking Like a Cyber-Dork is the New Meta It’s the same old song and dance: 'unifying the world,' 'global support,' and 'elevating the ecosystem...