BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Hook: Here We Go Again Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Blizzard launches a flashy countdown, drops a trailer that looks like a Pixar fever dream, and promises a 'new era' of content while simultaneously checking if your credit card is still on file. The Overwatch Spotlight is the latest attempt to distract us from the fact that we’re still playing a sequel that feels more like a glorified patch notes update. If you’re sitting there with your finger over the 'Pre-order' button for whatever battle pass or skin bundle they’re about to shill, do us all a favor—put the mouse down and go outside. The sun doesn't have microtransactions. Yet. The Details: Shiny Trailers and Empty Promises So, what exactly is the Overwatch Spotlight? According to the hype machine over at Esports.gg, we’ve got a countdown ticking a...
BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The 'Revolution' Will Be Rectangular Stop the presses. Put down your 100-hour open-world RPGs and pause your high-octane hero shooters. The gaming industry has finally peaked. Square Smash has officially smashed its way onto Xbox, and the world—or at least a very small, very bored corner of it—will never be the same. I hope you can sense the thick, gooey layer of sarcasm I’m laying down here, because if you can’t, you’re exactly the kind of person who pre-orders 'Digital Deluxe' editions of calculator apps. According to the folks over at TheXboxHub, we’ve got a new contender for your hard drive space. It’s called Square Smash, and the marketing pitch is "Break Bricks, Break Rules." Wow. Groundbreaking. I haven't heard a tagline that edgy since my middle school diary. It’s a game about hitting squares with ...