BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Hook: Here We Go Again Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Blizzard launches a flashy countdown, drops a trailer that looks like a Pixar fever dream, and promises a 'new era' of content while simultaneously checking if your credit card is still on file. The Overwatch Spotlight is the latest attempt to distract us from the fact that we’re still playing a sequel that feels more like a glorified patch notes update. If you’re sitting there with your finger over the 'Pre-order' button for whatever battle pass or skin bundle they’re about to shill, do us all a favor—put the mouse down and go outside. The sun doesn't have microtransactions. Yet. The Details: Shiny Trailers and Empty Promises So, what exactly is the Overwatch Spotlight? According to the hype machine over at Esports.gg, we’ve got a countdown ticking a...
Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There... And Give Them More Money: Fitness Boxing 3's Persona 5 DLC is Peak Milking
BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Hook: Because Your Sweat Wasn't Edgy Enough Welcome back, fellow victims of the gaming industry’s relentless pursuit of your wallet. It’s Rogue here, the guy who reminds you that your backlog is a graveyard of broken promises and unplayed 'Gold Editions.' Today, we’re looking at Fitness Boxing 3: Your Personal Trainer . Yes, they made a third one. Apparently, the first two didn’t quite get us to stop eating Cheetos on the couch, so Imagineer is back for another round. But wait, there’s a 'Phantom Thief' twist. They’ve announced the Persona 5 Royal Pack DLC . Because nothing says 'rebellion against society' like paying fifteen bucks to shadowbox in your living room to jazz music while a virtual trainer judges your lack of stamina. The Details: What Are You Actually Buying? Imagineer has officially pulled...