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PS5 State of Play February 2026: Another 40-Minute Ad for Games You Can't Play Yet

BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Hype Train is Derailing (Again) Gather 'round, children of the digital age, for another ritualistic sacrifice of our time. Sony has decided that February 2026 is the perfect month to dangle some shiny keys in front of our faces with a brand-new State of Play . According to the latest leaks from Tom’s Guide and various 'insiders' who probably just guess based on tea leaves, we are in for a 'transformative' showcase. Translation: Expect ten minutes of indie platformers that look like they were made in MS Paint, twenty minutes of live-service slop that will be offline by 2027, and five minutes of a cinematic trailer for a game that won’t actually launch until the PlayStation 6 is a vintage collectible. Read Also: SFB Games Announces Summer Launch for The Mermaid Mask: A Strategic Analysis of the Tangle Tower Successo...

Styx: Blades of Greed Skips the PS5 Pro 'Patch' Tax—Because Why Try?

BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic Think about it. If you’re a mid-sized studio, are you going to spend precious man-hours and budget optimizing for a console that costs as much as a used 2005 MacBook Pro? Probably not. You’re going to ship the game, hope the raw power of the Pro keeps it at a stable 60 FPS, and call it a day. It’s lazy, sure, but it’s also the logical result of Sony releasing hardware that nobody—not even the devs—actually asked for. If I wanted to spend $700 on something that doesn't improve my gaming experience, I’d buy $700 worth of Genshin Impact pulls. At least then I’d have a digital waifu to judge my life choices. The Styx Aesthetic: Jank in 4K? Let’s talk about the game itself. Styx has always lived in that comfortable 'AA' space. It’s got heart, it’s got humor, and it’s got enough jank to fill a dumpster. Expecting 'Pro' ...

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