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Overwatch Spotlight: A Shiny New Countdown for the Same Old Wallet-Drain

BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Hook: Here We Go Again Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Blizzard launches a flashy countdown, drops a trailer that looks like a Pixar fever dream, and promises a 'new era' of content while simultaneously checking if your credit card is still on file. The Overwatch Spotlight is the latest attempt to distract us from the fact that we’re still playing a sequel that feels more like a glorified patch notes update. If you’re sitting there with your finger over the 'Pre-order' button for whatever battle pass or skin bundle they’re about to shill, do us all a favor—put the mouse down and go outside. The sun doesn't have microtransactions. Yet. The Details: Shiny Trailers and Empty Promises So, what exactly is the Overwatch Spotlight? According to the hype machine over at Esports.gg, we’ve got a countdown ticking a...

The Witcher 3 Restoration Mod: Because Nine Years Later, We’re Still Digging Through CDPR’s Trash

BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic So, what exactly are we 'restoring' here? The highlights include a brand-new romance scene with Yennefer . Because god forbid the internet goes five minutes without more virtual thirst traps for the raven-haired sorceress. If the original game didn’t have enough awkward, stiff-animation intimacy for you, the modders have you covered. They’ve also managed to dig up extra choices for the Bloody Baron questline. You remember that quest, right? The one that’s already three hours long and leaves you feeling like you’ve been kicked in the soul? Well, now you can make even more choices that probably lead to the same depressing outcome, just with three extra lines of dialogue about how much life sucks in No Man’s Land. Read Also: Vault-Tec IRL: Because Apparently, The Apocalypse Wasn't Dumb Enough Already But the real kicker—the abs...

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