BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Tactical Circus Gets a New Clown Gather ‘round, kids, it’s time for another episode of "Ubisoft Digs Up a Beloved Corpse to Sell Battle Passes." This time, the shovel has hit something solid—Solid Snake, to be precise. That’s right, the legendary soldier who once specialized in deep-cover espionage and philosophical musings about the nature of war is now being demoted to a cosmetic skin in Rainbow Six Siege . Because nothing says 'tactical realism' like a 60-year-old clone running around a destructible suburban house while a teenager from Ohio headshots him with a pizza-themed charm on their gun. Read Also: Microsoft Rebrands Game Pass (Again): Because Your Wallet Wasn't Crying Enough In a move that reeks of desperate nostalgia-bait, Ubisoft announced that Snake is coming to the game this March. And before you ...
BREAKING NEWS 🐍 Viper Hype Specialist Yo Gamers! Viper 🐍 Here With Some Heavy News From The Industry! Listen up, squad. Today we aren’t just talking about a new patch or a mid-tier DLC. We are talking about the loss of a literal GOAT in the hardware space. Hideki Sato, the mastermind engineer who basically built Sega’s DNA from the ground up, has passed away at the age of 77. If you’ve ever held a Genesis controller or felt the absolute hype of a Dreamcast startup screen, you owe this man your entire childhood. We are talking about the architect of the SG-1000 all the way to the legendary Dreamcast. This man lived and breathed PEAK gaming tech! From 8-Bit Vibes to 128-Bit Dominance Let’s break down the resume, because it is absolutely cracked. Sato-san wasn’t just sitting in an office; he was leading the charge during the most experimental and high-octane era of ga...