BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Tactical Circus Gets a New Clown Gather ‘round, kids, it’s time for another episode of "Ubisoft Digs Up a Beloved Corpse to Sell Battle Passes." This time, the shovel has hit something solid—Solid Snake, to be precise. That’s right, the legendary soldier who once specialized in deep-cover espionage and philosophical musings about the nature of war is now being demoted to a cosmetic skin in Rainbow Six Siege . Because nothing says 'tactical realism' like a 60-year-old clone running around a destructible suburban house while a teenager from Ohio headshots him with a pizza-themed charm on their gun. Read Also: Microsoft Rebrands Game Pass (Again): Because Your Wallet Wasn't Crying Enough In a move that reeks of desperate nostalgia-bait, Ubisoft announced that Snake is coming to the game this March. And before you ...
BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Pink Plague Returns to Eorzea Look, I know what you’re thinking. You’ve spent the last six months avoiding eye contact with real humans, and now Square Enix wants to force you into a digital social mixer under the guise of 'Valentione’s Day.' It’s that time of year again where Limsa Lominsa looks like a Pepto-Bismol factory exploded, and every Catboy in a five-mile radius is suddenly looking for a 'date' to complete a seasonal quest. I usually treat these events with the same enthusiasm I reserve for a root canal or a pre-order bonus for a game that doesn't have a gameplay trailer yet. But here we are, staring down the barrel of Final Fantasy 14’s latest attempt to make us care about virtual affection. Read Also: Florida Poly’s New Esports Arena: Because Tuition Wasn’t High Enough Already I Am Become Cake Boss, De...