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Solid Snake in Rainbow Six Siege: Because Ubisoft Ran Out of Original Ideas Three Years Ago

BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Tactical Circus Gets a New Clown Gather ‘round, kids, it’s time for another episode of "Ubisoft Digs Up a Beloved Corpse to Sell Battle Passes." This time, the shovel has hit something solid—Solid Snake, to be precise. That’s right, the legendary soldier who once specialized in deep-cover espionage and philosophical musings about the nature of war is now being demoted to a cosmetic skin in Rainbow Six Siege . Because nothing says 'tactical realism' like a 60-year-old clone running around a destructible suburban house while a teenager from Ohio headshots him with a pizza-themed charm on their gun. Read Also: Microsoft Rebrands Game Pass (Again): Because Your Wallet Wasn't Crying Enough In a move that reeks of desperate nostalgia-bait, Ubisoft announced that Snake is coming to the game this March. And before you ...

OVERWATCH 2 LUNAR NEW YEAR IS LIT: CATCH-A-MARI IS THE NEW GOAT MODE!

BREAKING NEWS 🐍 Viper Hype Specialist YO GAMERS! VIPER HERE AND THE VIBES ARE ABSOLUTELY PEAK! Listen up, because Blizzard just dropped the Year of the Horse event in Overwatch 2 and it is straight-up FIRE ! If you aren't grinding the new Catch-A-Mari mode right now, what are you even doing with your life? The graphics are popping, the frames are buttery smooth, and the neon aesthetics of Lijiang Tower have never looked more CRACKED . We’re talking next-level lighting effects that make every firework explosion look like a masterpiece. This isn't just a patch; it's a whole mood! Read Also: OVERWATCH 2 SEASON 1 IS FINALLY HERE AND THE VIBES ARE STRAIGHT FIRE! 🔥🐍 THE DEETS: CATCH-A-MARI IS PURE CHAOS (AND WE LOVE IT) So, what is this mode? If you’ve played 'Kill Confirmed' in other shooters, you know the drill, but Overwatch 2 adds that GOAT fla...

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