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Solid Snake in Rainbow Six Siege: Because Ubisoft Ran Out of Original Ideas Three Years Ago

BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Tactical Circus Gets a New Clown Gather ‘round, kids, it’s time for another episode of "Ubisoft Digs Up a Beloved Corpse to Sell Battle Passes." This time, the shovel has hit something solid—Solid Snake, to be precise. That’s right, the legendary soldier who once specialized in deep-cover espionage and philosophical musings about the nature of war is now being demoted to a cosmetic skin in Rainbow Six Siege . Because nothing says 'tactical realism' like a 60-year-old clone running around a destructible suburban house while a teenager from Ohio headshots him with a pizza-themed charm on their gun. Read Also: Microsoft Rebrands Game Pass (Again): Because Your Wallet Wasn't Crying Enough In a move that reeks of desperate nostalgia-bait, Ubisoft announced that Snake is coming to the game this March. And before you ...

Your PC Gaming Soulmate is a Buggy Mess (Just Like Your Love Life)

BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Annual Festival of Corporate Affection Welcome to February, the month where the air is thick with the scent of overpriced roses, desperation, and the lingering odor of unwashed gaming chairs. It’s Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it: The Season of the Seasonal Event Skin. While the rest of the world is busy getting scammed by Big Florist, the gaming industry is hard at work trying to convince you that your 'soulmate' is a collection of pixels and a voice actor who probably didn't get paid enough. A new 'Which PC Gaming Icon is Your Soulmate?' quiz is making the rounds, promising to pair you with your digital destiny. It’s the ultimate distraction from the fact that your Steam library is a graveyard of unplayed indie titles and that you haven't seen direct sunlight since the last major patch of your favori...

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