BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Hook: Here We Go Again Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Blizzard launches a flashy countdown, drops a trailer that looks like a Pixar fever dream, and promises a 'new era' of content while simultaneously checking if your credit card is still on file. The Overwatch Spotlight is the latest attempt to distract us from the fact that we’re still playing a sequel that feels more like a glorified patch notes update. If you’re sitting there with your finger over the 'Pre-order' button for whatever battle pass or skin bundle they’re about to shill, do us all a favor—put the mouse down and go outside. The sun doesn't have microtransactions. Yet. The Details: Shiny Trailers and Empty Promises So, what exactly is the Overwatch Spotlight? According to the hype machine over at Esports.gg, we’ve got a countdown ticking a...
BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Undead Simulator Strikes Again Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Electronic Arts is asking for forty bucks to add a feature to The Sims 4 that probably should have been in the base game back when Obama was in office. It’s 2026, people. We were promised flying cars and neural-link gaming, but instead, we’re getting another expansion pack for a game engine that is currently held together by digital duct tape, prayers, and the sheer willpower of modders who haven't slept since 2014. Following the absolute circus of EA’s recent buyout—which we all knew was coming because, let’s face it, they’ve been auditioning for a sugar daddy for years—the 'new' EA has decided to kick off the year by pivot-stepping into the middle ages. Or, at least, a very sanitized, DLC-heavy version of it. Wait, Didn't We Already Have Thr...