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Overwatch Spotlight: A Shiny New Countdown for the Same Old Wallet-Drain

BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Hook: Here We Go Again Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Blizzard launches a flashy countdown, drops a trailer that looks like a Pixar fever dream, and promises a 'new era' of content while simultaneously checking if your credit card is still on file. The Overwatch Spotlight is the latest attempt to distract us from the fact that we’re still playing a sequel that feels more like a glorified patch notes update. If you’re sitting there with your finger over the 'Pre-order' button for whatever battle pass or skin bundle they’re about to shill, do us all a favor—put the mouse down and go outside. The sun doesn't have microtransactions. Yet. The Details: Shiny Trailers and Empty Promises So, what exactly is the Overwatch Spotlight? According to the hype machine over at Esports.gg, we’ve got a countdown ticking a...

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream—Nintendo Finally Learns How Humans Work (Ten Years Late)

BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic Let’s talk about the elephant in the room that’s been sitting there for a decade. Back in 2014, the original Tomodachi Life on the 3DS caused a PR firestorm because it didn't allow same-sex relationships. Nintendo’s response at the time was a masterclass in corporate 'oopsie,' promising to be more inclusive in future installments. Well, it only took ten years, a hardware generation and a half, and a global shift in reality, but Living the Dream will officially include same-sex relationships and non-binary options. Read Also: NIOH 3 DEMO DROPS ON STEAM: TEAM NINJA FINALLY COOKED A GOAT PC PORT?! 🐍🔥 Bravo, Nintendo. You’ve successfully caught up to 2014. It’s heartening to see that in the year 2024, a multi-billion dollar company has figured out the complex coding required to let two male Miis share a virtual apartment. I’m ...

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