BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Tactical Circus Gets a New Clown Gather ‘round, kids, it’s time for another episode of "Ubisoft Digs Up a Beloved Corpse to Sell Battle Passes." This time, the shovel has hit something solid—Solid Snake, to be precise. That’s right, the legendary soldier who once specialized in deep-cover espionage and philosophical musings about the nature of war is now being demoted to a cosmetic skin in Rainbow Six Siege . Because nothing says 'tactical realism' like a 60-year-old clone running around a destructible suburban house while a teenager from Ohio headshots him with a pizza-themed charm on their gun. Read Also: Microsoft Rebrands Game Pass (Again): Because Your Wallet Wasn't Crying Enough In a move that reeks of desperate nostalgia-bait, Ubisoft announced that Snake is coming to the game this March. And before you ...
BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Hook: Welcome to the Neon-Drenched Money Pit Oh, look. Another university has discovered that if you put enough RGB lighting in a room and call it an 'Esports Arena,' you can distract the student body from the fact that their textbooks cost more than a mid-range GPU. Florida Polytechnic University just cut the ribbon on their brand-new gaming sanctuary, and honestly, I haven’t seen this much unearned confidence since the last time someone tried to tell me that The Day Before was actually going to release as a functional game. We get it, Florida Poly. You’re 'tech-forward.' You’re 'innovative.' You’ve successfully built a room where students can fail their Calculus midterms while sitting in chairs that look like they were stolen from a discarded Fast & Furious set. Read Also: The Live-Service Death Spira...