BREAKING NEWS 💀 Rogue The Skeptic The Great Subscription Distraction: February 13th Edition Lock your doors and hide your wallets, because Microsoft is about to perform its favorite magic trick: the Game Pass Dump . According to the hype-peddlers over at GameRant, February 13 is going to be a 'super busy day' for Xbox Game Pass subscribers. I don’t know about you, but when a corporation tells me I’m going to be 'busy' with their product, I usually start checking my pockets to see what’s missing. It’s the day before Valentine’s Day, which I assume is Microsoft’s way of saying, 'We know you’re single, so here’s some digital clutter to keep the crushing loneliness at bay.' Let’s be real: 'Busy' is PR-speak for 'We’re dropping a bunch of stuff at once so you don’t notice that half of it is filler.' It’s the buffet strategy. Sure, ther...
BREAKING NEWS 🐍 Viper Hype Specialist Listen up, gamers! If you aren't already shaking with excitement for Nioh 3 , then you clearly haven't been watching the trailers because the graphics are absolutely CRACKED . We are talking next-gen lighting, particle effects that pop off the screen, and a frame rate so smooth it’ll make your current setup look like trash. But today, we aren't just talking about how pretty the game looks—though, let’s be real, it’s a total 10/10 on the eye-candy scale—we are diving deep into the most lit feature of the series: the asynchronous multiplayer . Don't sleep on this, because it's the secret sauce that makes this masocore masterpiece the undisputed GOAT of the genre! The Red Graves: Where Noobs Become Legends (or Just Die) So, check it. When you’re wandering through the massive 'open field' of Nioh 3—which, ...